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29
Apr
Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast

Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast

Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel May I take your order please? > Yeah, I want: Two large cokes, two large fries
5 min read
20
Apr
Go to Work Wasted

Go to Work Wasted

You gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low You gotta put your nose to the
6 min read