Chris Prather

Chris Prather

04
May
The Privilege of Autonomy

The Privilege of Autonomy

Our band could be your life Real names'd be proof — Minutemen, "History Lesson Part II" Mark,
3 min read
29
Apr
Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast

Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast

Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel May I take your order please? > Yeah, I want: Two large cokes, two large fries
5 min read
20
Apr
Go to Work Wasted

Go to Work Wasted

You gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low You gotta put your nose to the
6 min read
13
Apr
Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.

I Wanna Be Punk Rock

Oh my God! I'm confused! I want to go punk, but there's way too many rules
5 min read
06
Apr
The Conversation That Doesn't Exist

The Conversation That Doesn't Exist

Do you know your place in the big charade? Are you more than they? — Bad Religion, "Leaders and Followers&
4 min read
30
Mar
Tribute

Tribute

While you were here, the fun was never ending Laugh a minute was only the beginning — Pennywise, "Bro Hymn&
5 min read
23
Mar
Turn, Turn, Turn

Turn, Turn, Turn

To everything (Turn, Turn, Turn) There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn) And a time to every purpose, under Heaven
4 min read
16
Mar
It's My Job (And Sometimes That's Not Enough For Me)

It's My Job (And Sometimes That's Not Enough For Me)

"It's my job to be cleaning up this mess And that's enough reason to go
3 min read
09
Mar
All Tomorrow's Parties

All Tomorrow's Parties

"And what costume shall the poor girl wear To all tomorrow's parties" —The Velvet Underground, "
4 min read
02
Mar
A Dark and Isolated Planetoid

A Dark and Isolated Planetoid

There we stood on a dark and isolated planetoid Shivering like a San Andreas windowpane Suddenly looking up and seeing
5 min read